But then today rolled around.
Tonight is my night.
To blush.
To want to hide under a rock and die.
Why?
Because it's MY bridal shower tonight, and I am the recipient of the embarrassing presents.
Even worse, it's the "family" shower. Which means I have my sisters, who will get me something to wear that probably isn't even ok in the bonds of marriage.... and my mother-in-law-to-be.... who will probably get me a card with a picture of the temple on it and... a hymn book?
A GRACEful bride-to-be would handle it all with poise and the right amount of humor and gratitude.... I'm afraid I'm going to choke, literally, and asphyxiate.... people will come up to me... poke me with a stick... and say it's a shame I never got to you-know-what.
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When I read that it was tonight, I started to freak out because I was like, "I could have sworn it was tomorrow!". Because I've been looking forward to this since Marie told me we got the invitation. You don't even know. I've never been so excited for a party before in my life.
ha ha ha!!! I literally laughed outloud SO hard at this. Can't wait to make you blush!!! See ya tomorrow!
Oh Sandi I wish I could be there to witness it all!!!! Oh it will be so fun!
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